LAB LEAK 001 - yOu dOn'T hAvE tO bE cOoL / hoodie

First wearable containment failure.

This one doesn’t ask for approval.
It doesn’t try to fit in.
It exists anyway.

Inspo: misheard lyrics, main character energy, and the realization you don’t have to be cool to take up space.

⚠️ Side effects may include doing whatever you want.

The Hoodie

Not merch. Not basic.
This is your everyday armor—with better taste.

Relaxed, drop-shoulder fit that hangs just right.
Soft but structured. Clean but not boring.
The kind of hoodie people ask about.

Front: the art.
Back: the attitude.

Specimen Details

• Premium midweight fleece (9.4 oz) — soft, substantial, not flimsy
• Relaxed fit with drop shoulders for that effortless streetwear silhouette
• Cotton-faced fabric for crisp, high-quality print detail
• 80% cotton / 20% recycled poly for comfort and durability
• Pre-shrunk fabric to help keep its shape
• Kangaroo pocket for everyday wear
• No drawcord for a cleaner, modern look
• Ribbed cuffs for structure and fit
• Tear-away label for a clean, no-itch finish

Lab Notes

Made to order—nothing sitting around waiting.

Your piece is printed just for you, then sent out into the wild.
Give it about a week.
Tracking hits your inbox the second it escapes the lab.